Haggard Now “Completely Heterosexual” Disgraced Pastor Convinced He’s Now “Completely Heterosexual”
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Ted Haggard Now Straight Wonkette (satire), DC
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He’s Cured! It’s A Miracle!Chuck Keller’s Blog
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Evangelical Cures His Inner Homo
Now “Completely Heterosexual,” (at least until the next time,) Haggard has been pronounced cured of homo-ism and is being exiled to the corn belt to be a missionary man.