In a crowded press conference early Tuesday morning, Satan announced his disavowal of both gay marriages and civil unions. “I know there are a lot of people who might think I’m in favor of this,” he said, “but you couldn’t be more wrong. My perfect world involves the fevered debasement of flesh and the absolute corruption of the spirit, not two happy people living out in the suburbs building a life together.
Frankly, just the thought of these “families” hosting barbecues and going to baseball games makes me sick.”
Read the whole article: Satan Announces Opposition to Gay Marriage by Toby Barlow ~ The Huffington Post ~ 08.08.2006